Does anyone besides me hate Robert Burns?

His poetry sounds like spouted P***. He's a male prostitute and why is Auld Lang Sang played every New Year? Why are people in Scotland forced with such a **** heritage when they can just replace Burn's Night with just Haggis Night. I like Robert the Bruce or the non-existant Loch Ness Monster. I like tartan, rock candy, tablet, Scottish Castles, Kilts. The things that make me feel like a Scot. Scotia is more Scottish than Scotland. No offense but gaelic - starting to become compulsory in schools - is no where near as beautiful as Celtic and it sounds hideous. Does anyone feel that scotland should be focusing on improving more important things? Rather than having this bull**** culture forced on them.